Being a vegetarian, I understand that my options at a restaurant called “Ribs and Burgers” would be limited. But I was more in the mood for a milkshake than anything and I had heard they were good. Glancing at the menu I saw the “Loaded Cheesy Chips” and decided that how can that not be good. Fries plus cheese definitely equals something tasty. Alas, this was not the case. When my order arrived I was confused because the chips seemed to contain no cheese; merely salsa and sauce. Upon further examination, I found there to be the occasional light sprinkle of cheese on a few lucky chips. Clearly my definition of “cheesy” is not the same as Burgers and Ribs where they have this idea that we live in a post apocalyptic world where cheddar cheese has become a commodity more valuable than gold. I shan’t be returning to pay another $9 for you to break my heart again, Burgers and Ribs.